This week, the prompt for 100 Word Challenge was ‘…but that is not what I meant…’
-Oh my goodness, what have you done?
-What you wanted, love, no?
-How on earth is THAT what I wanted?
-It’s what you said. Take this bit out, put this bit in, paint it all silver and then move on to the garden
-But that is not what I meant! I wanted THIS bit silver, and the rest left bare, so I could see the wood. THIS bit should have been taken out, and where has THAT gone? Can I not trust you to do anything? Did you even read the instructions?
-Instructions? No love. I don’t need those. You told me, so I did it.